March 2012
3 posts
Birth Control by Government decision
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
December 2011
4 posts
Five Apps for your new iPad →
iPad photo by Todd Jordan tojosan
You’ve unwrapped the iPad, synced your music, and checked your email. Now what?
A hundred thousand apps
Downloading apps is…
Scott Bourne: Answer to my Twitter Brain Teaser →
scottbourne:
I posted this on Twitter:
Brain teaser - you can only afford one photo backdrop but you need white, gray and black. What color do you end up buying?
White and gray got the most responses. Black did well too, but not as well as white or gray. I’ll disqualify any answer that was…
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
17 posts
Rewarding Practice →
From this humble beginning:
To this less humble stage:
There yet?
Not sure what or where there is, but I keep practicing.
Results are coming. Those are…
Heroes →
Heroes
We use that word a lot lately.
From the dictionary(1):
1. a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.
2. a…
Unscripted →
The best moments are often the unscripted ones.
Preparing to have those moments makes them more frequent and fun.
Are you preparing for great moments?
Similar…
Ask and deliver →
The Ask.
Hundreds of emails fill your inbox.
Many are ads, coupons, and all contain an invitation.
They ask you to buy, submit, share, or visit.
Twitter made it…
Steve Jobs Passes and Passes the Torch →
Steve Jobs is dead.
He’s passed the mortal world and there is sadness.
As many mourn, I find myself wondering what Steve’s next move would be.
Thought not a personal contact, I…
September 2011
22 posts
Saving my sanity one sketch at a time →
It’s a sketch.
That’s it really. Sketching. It started out as a fluke. A test of the iPad. Then I was drawn in. No pun intended.
How it grew.
Chalk.
I drew with the…
Graceful by Seth Godin →
This is the modern Godin vs the marketing guru Godin.
Here he aims to do more than inspire but get us to move. Now.
The book is composed of chapters. They build…
August 2011
18 posts
